Tony Stark's Blog

Monday, May 02, 2005

Dried Out and Ready to Get Wet

Hi everyone, sorry I've been away. I woke up a couple of weeks ago suffering from blood-loss in Tijuana. I was missing a kidney and living with a family of 20 and a herd of Donkeys (Donkeys are in herds right? – Have R&D look into that) in this ram-shackle of a barn. Jarvis came and got me and brought me home to the Big Apple, where Richard was kind enough to clone me a kidney and everyone was keeping me company and away from booze. Of course I have a company to run first and solving all the problems took two days, then I spend a week or so working with Reed on new Quantum Resonance Generators, which once Stark Industries puts that in development should keep people off my back for a while and occupy Nick Furry for a bit as he dreams up ways of making it into a weapon. So after sitting and watching TV and reading 20 books I decided that I was dry for long enough and it’s Circuit Party in Prague Time!


(I go for the booze and the curious lip-stick Lesbians - I leave the But-Pirate stuff to Jarvis, it keeps him happy and that keeps me happy)So I'm off the wagon and running half naked doing the bump with the Olsen twins! - I hope they’re the Olsen Twins anyway. I'll be in touch. Oh, and if and when impending doom visits the good ole US of A, Iron Man will save the day!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Roses are red, red roses. hmmm....



Ah yes, the rose. Romantic for is deep rouge, yes underneath the fleshy petals that quiver with the slightest tough, hides the waiting daggers that want to draw blood. Disaster beneath the pink softness of vulnerability. Why? Oh why? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
*sniffle* Sorry guys I don't know if I can do this tonight. I'm gonna, I'm gonna over...there....

Monday, March 21, 2005

Everyone's Favorite Manic Depressive is Back with High Tech Weapons of Love (for the ladies that is)

. Hey everyone. Just dropping a welcome to the team message for all you lovely people who can't get enough Tony in your diet. I'll be giving you something to nibble on when I'm not busy working on a new space shuttle design or working on a new version of a S.H.E.I.L.D. Heli-carrier, had a little trouble with one being taken over. Nick was mad I tell you, drove me to drink. Anyway its near 1AM and as you know the party is just getting started and I'll be picking up Paris and Britney in a bit so I gotta go. See you in the circuit!